iwatobi-scenarios

What they'd be like as parents:

  • Makoto: He'd be very kind and gentle with his children. Since he already has experience with kids because of his younger siblings, having kids of his own wouldn't be very difficult for him. He's is naturally a very nurturing person, so he'd have a lot of patience while raising them and his form of discipline would never be too harsh.
  • Haruka: He'd be the silent but proud and supportive parent. He'd never miss one of his kids soccer games, dance recitals, school plays, etc. He'll always be cheering them on and letting them find who they want to be or what they want to do. He probably wouldn't scold them too much when they do something wrong, he'd need his partner to take care of the more serious discipline seeing as he would be too soft-hearted for those matters.
  • Rin: Rin seems like he'd be a bit of a strict parent, but only because he wants what's best for his kids. He'd make sure they do all their homework, and help them when they need it. He'd make sure they keep their rooms clean and brush their teeth right and wash behind their ears. Although strict in some things, he'd be a sucker for other things, like he'd spoil them with extra ice-cream for dessert, or bringing home a toy that reminded him so much of them.
  • Nagisa: There's no doubt that Nagisa would be the 'fun' parent. He'd tell them stories every night before bedtime, he'd build forts with them when it's stormy out, and he'd probably play along with their schemes that might get them kicked out of the zoo. Even though sometimes reckless, he'll always take really good care of them, he'd stay up with them all night if they have a fever and he'd get the nicest most colorful band-aid when they fall and get a scratch. He'd make a pretty cool dad.
  • Rei: He'd try to be strict and disciplined, but his kids would have him wrapped around their little fingers. He'd think that he would have parenthood and how to handle children all down by reading books and guides, but he'd never expect children to be so bright and cunning. He'd be quite surprised when his kids end up being wittier than he though they could be, and it would make him so proud how smart his children are that he might spoil them after all.
  • Nitori: Having children would be quite a handful for Ai. He'd need help from his partner because leaving him alone with kids might lead to a bit of a disaster. He'd need to focus all his energy into caring for his kids, and he'd love spending time with them but he might get slightly overwhelmed, especially when they're toddlers. He'd get the hang of it eventually and be able to care for them like a pro.
  • Seijuro: He'd seems like the type of guy that would take on parenthood like he takes on swimming, proud and passionately. He'd be very involved in his kids lives and he'd be very supportive of his kids decisions, and he'd make sure that whatever it is they do or want, they give it their 100 percent.
  • Kou: Being a parent would come quite naturally to Kou. She'd be very gentle and careful at first, but once she gets used to it, it be like she's some sort of super-parent. She'd be really good at reading her kids intentions, and knowing if they're alright or not. She'd be the type of parent their kids would really go to when they need to talk, or need help with something serious.
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  • Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
  • Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
  • Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
  • Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
  • Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
  • Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
  • An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
  • A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
  • Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
  • An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
  • A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
  • Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
  • An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
  • Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
  • Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
  • Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
  • Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
  • Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
  • A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
  • A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
  • Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
  • PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
  • Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
  • Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
  • An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
  • Night Vale: You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here?
  • Cows: The shit you go through.
  • This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked